OT---CAUGHT with THE OTHER WOMAN!!!!

[TOOL MAN]

Just figured I would come clean, as the paparazzi will leak the story anyways. No William Jefferson Clinton defense here........
I will readily admit, I did make "inappropriate advances" toward this 30 year old, several times this morning!!! ----TOOL

[fox-admin]

Tool: Your not going to believe this but I have the exact Ariens machine, mine is 29 years old! Same taste in guns and snow blowers, I only had 12" this morning looks like you have about 30" WOW

[TOOL MAN]

C,

29".....measured with a Stanley tape. Yes indeed, she just turned 30, two weeks ago!! Proper maintenance and a cup of Marvel Mystery Oil at every change. Her belt was stretched tighter than mine today!!!! I'll be sitting on an ice block 'till about Tuesday......LOL!!!! --------TOOL

[Researcher]

Out here in Washington State we were doing this on Friday --



The bird Skitso was pointing here was right between two bushes about twice as high as my head and Cock John looked at me as much as if to say "You're screwed buddy!! No matter which way you come in, I'm leaving with a bush between me and you!!" And then he flew away with impunity. Some of his Amigos not a fortunate --

[ROMAC]

I thought this was going to go in the direction I have been going, This little strumpet LC smith 16 jumped in my bed not too long ago. Apologies to my loyal Fox brethren.

[Twice Barrel]

ROMAC Did you have to buy her dinner first?

[Stan Hillis]

Forgive me, for I, too, have sinned. I left my first love for this floozy, named Susie. I didn't intend to stray, really I didn't. It.......just........happened. I saw her dancing on a table at the Southern Fall Classic a couple years ago and, well, ya'll know my weakness for long-legged gals. When I looked at the hang tag and saw that she was completed on my birthday it was more than my normally steel-strong will could handle. I know an omen when I see one!

Field Grade 16, FWE, HOT and 32" barrels in almost unfired condition.



I've been faithful ever since.

Stan