TOOLMAN stepping down............
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:54 am
Comrades,
Alerted the other Board members late, last night. Have an opportunity overseas that I simply cannot pass on.
Thanks for a great run and all the wonderful memories!!! See details below.
Just waiting for the smoke to clear and final tweaks on the RELO,
but I’m stoked over a potential offer from a 2000+ year old, family-owned multinational firm, renowned for their aggressive business development crusades and the many personal “touches” often granted to junior trainees.
Multi-tasking is critical here as I’ll be donning many hats, including one called a “miter”, where no doubt, my extensive DeWALT experience will prove invaluable! Some overnight travel involved (15% tops) but NO cold-calling and a good chance I can tele-commute from my new home office which reportedly has a window, “with a view”.
Fabulous “bennies”, including brand new iPad and Fisherman’s Ring, short & long term exorcism insurance, 401K with generous match into the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh ETF, company vehicle w/gas card (it ain’t no Taurus, baby!!) liberal wardrobe allowance, Q4 profit sharing (payable in gold bullion or uncut rubies) and ALL the red wine and communion wafers you can eat.
Job will require attendance at several weekend and holiday trade shows, however this place still believes in Comp Time!! Dress code reads: NO “tats” but skullcaps and slippers are allowed and “robe-less Fridays” encouraged.
Signing bonus includes: Angels and Cardinals season tickets, $1000 worth of Latin for Lovers CD’s from Rosetta Stone, complimentary hot yoga classes at the nearby Bad Habits Nunnery and 6-month free trial of The Crucifixion Channel on Pay per View.
Thanks to LinkedIn Premium for uncovering this “Hidden Gem”!!
Alerted the other Board members late, last night. Have an opportunity overseas that I simply cannot pass on.
Thanks for a great run and all the wonderful memories!!! See details below.
Just waiting for the smoke to clear and final tweaks on the RELO,
but I’m stoked over a potential offer from a 2000+ year old, family-owned multinational firm, renowned for their aggressive business development crusades and the many personal “touches” often granted to junior trainees.
Multi-tasking is critical here as I’ll be donning many hats, including one called a “miter”, where no doubt, my extensive DeWALT experience will prove invaluable! Some overnight travel involved (15% tops) but NO cold-calling and a good chance I can tele-commute from my new home office which reportedly has a window, “with a view”.
Fabulous “bennies”, including brand new iPad and Fisherman’s Ring, short & long term exorcism insurance, 401K with generous match into the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh ETF, company vehicle w/gas card (it ain’t no Taurus, baby!!) liberal wardrobe allowance, Q4 profit sharing (payable in gold bullion or uncut rubies) and ALL the red wine and communion wafers you can eat.
Job will require attendance at several weekend and holiday trade shows, however this place still believes in Comp Time!! Dress code reads: NO “tats” but skullcaps and slippers are allowed and “robe-less Fridays” encouraged.
Signing bonus includes: Angels and Cardinals season tickets, $1000 worth of Latin for Lovers CD’s from Rosetta Stone, complimentary hot yoga classes at the nearby Bad Habits Nunnery and 6-month free trial of The Crucifixion Channel on Pay per View.
Thanks to LinkedIn Premium for uncovering this “Hidden Gem”!!
