To: TEAM PARKER......Our Condolences......

[TOOL MAN]

FR: Ad Roll----Sales Desk

To: The Matrons of Meriden

It is with heavy hearts that we extend our deepest, sincerest condolences, on your recent LOSS, in NC.
To bear such a terrible burden is torment enough, to do it two years in a row, must be, quite frankly, insuperable.
To that end, we offer a slightly differnt cant, to J.K. Bleimaier's poetic verse....this one, from the South side of Philly!!!


When the smoke cleared down in Sanford
And all was said and done
The blood doth run from Cherry St.
Like the trenches of Verdun

Those sidelock boys from Fulton
They shot with so much class
Bad enough they beat you
They opened a can, marked PAHKAH WHOOP-ASS!!!!!

So you couldn't clinch The Challenge
And the Hammer guns went bust
If you can't win the NCAA's
You'd think the NIT, would be a MUST

Take solace in the memories
Of a time, long, long ago
When Arthur, J.R. and Freddie
Were takin' home the dough

So where is all this talent
That we've long heard much about
You shoot like walkin' wounded
Like the Infantry with GOUT

And now the Fox men await you
In a place called ADDIEVILLE
Where one thing is for certain....
We gonna take your 50 dollar bill!!!!!

THAT's the PHILLY way!!!!! See you in R.I. boyzzzzzzzz


c.c./ A.H. Fox
F.A. Barthmaier

[Dam16sxs]

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

[Parker16]

Dear Mr Roll,

I applaud your literary abilitys and I sincerely hope you and your teams shooting are of the same caliber.We here at the dusty little factory in Meriden have been taking a drumming from our fellow competetors as of late but I assure you sir our spirit is not broken.May the day dawn warm and sunny so that your team will be of high spirit.Because at day's end your mood will be foul.So bring your gun's and your gear for on the 15th of May your sorrow's shall begin.

Best Wish's,
Wilber